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Thursday, November 10, 2005

Esc Ctrl and Pg Up

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Today is one of those stare-at-the-monitor-until-the-screensaver-pops-up days. I need to do this sometimes... My computer, on the other hand...
Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Well, football's not really my thing...

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I played some intramural football at that place I work the other day, and I don't think my time spent reached its potential. You see, I ...
Sunday, June 12, 2005

It was on the back of this bar napkin.

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Usually when you're given advice, it can be easily drowned out by thinking about which baseball cards you should have kept as a kid. But...
Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Oh Lisa, that's a load of rich creamery butter!

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Man, advertising angers me to no end... I'm glad I'm stealing movies and music through the power of piracy. It's our only way to...
Tuesday, April 26, 2005

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Here are some of my bathroom observations: When taking a shower, I become aware of the possibility that I am forgetting to wash a certain no...
Wednesday, March 30, 2005

I am so great; I am so great! Everybody loves me; I am so great!

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I have come to a few startling conclusions: a) If the material for a class does not involve the concepts of math or English, then it is jus...
Wednesday, February 23, 2005

A perfectly serviceable wagon story

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Why is it that the simpsons is only mentioned in the news when it deals with "gay issues." Homer's Phobia in the eighth season...
Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Beautiful gold, so-so silver, and shameful bronze.

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Here are two reasons why I don't like the olympics: 1. They're a waste of planet earth's time. Here we are, some of the most pow...
Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974.

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Hmm, I wonder why I don't like new music nowadays... Is it because it sucks or have I "grown out of" pop music? Interesting......
Monday, September 27, 2004

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!

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Yeah so remember that episode of Seinfeld when Kramer is doing some walk for charity and they give him that yellow ribbon to wear? Only.. he...
Monday, August 09, 2004

...do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?

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Herbal this.. All natural that... vegetarian, vegan, organic... when is this bullshit going to end! I remain confident that it's yet ano...
Sunday, August 08, 2004

First thing tommorrow morning I'm going to punch Lenny in the back of the head.

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Sometimes I just don't know about people. What they consider to be friendly can easily be constrewed as being a jackass. Friendly jokes ...
Thursday, July 15, 2004

Boy cries wolf, has a few laughs... I forget how it ends.

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Aw man, I'm always forgetting things. I leave my cell-phone in a car heading hundreds of miles west, I leave my backpack (with wallet) i...
Tuesday, May 18, 2004

The artist formerly known as Prince was currently known as prince.

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Wellity Wellity Wellity, fashion is evolving yet again, except instead of moving forward, we seem to have hit the peak of the hill and are f...
Tuesday, May 11, 2004

Ooh he card reads good!

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Wow, what's the deal? People just love downloading fantastic files from me using dc++. I can't really blame them, but it seems exces...
Wednesday, April 28, 2004

They took err jerrbs!

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Man, south park was great tonight. True form indeed. The political commentary on today's episodes astounds me with its creativity.... or...
Wednesday, March 24, 2004

...but if we change the constitution. --we can make all sorts of crazy laws!

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Here's something: Is the basis of our American government contradictory? So in the beginning we drew up a constitution upon which all ou...
Tuesday, March 09, 2004

I'm losing my Perspicacity!!

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It's been about two weeks since simpsons have been gone... thats why I sing this sad sad song. Anyway, I want to transcribe a certain jo...
Tuesday, February 24, 2004

Ah, I'm not gonna lie to you, Marge. So long!

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I believe the true path to happiness is honesty... mainly to one's self. I believe that it's just its basic form. There may be deriv...
Wednesday, February 11, 2004

Do I know what rhetorical means?!?

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Here are some questions worth asking... Since banks have such stingy hours (9 - 4 weekdays or something), and many people have a 9 - 5 job, ...
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