I can't believe you don't shut-up!

Hey! Guess what?! I saw the cutest commercial yesterday with a little tiny kitten! I was like, "awwww, that's so cute!!" Which reminds me of my friend Mallory loves cats, although she's been having a lot of trouble with her boyfriend lately, but i just couldn't deal with her bitching about it. Maybe it was because i didn't eat a good breakfast this morning. All i had was this crummy piece of toast and--

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I don't want to hear it!! What makes you think I want to listen to your senseless ramblings?! Are you trying to entertain me!?? No! you just want to fucking vent. And hey, this guy seems nice enough. He doesn' t shun me when i say hello, therefore I'll just tell my life story each time I see him! Yeah, that'll work! WHAT THE FUCK! We all have problems; only people with class have the ability to deal with them themselves. These other spineless people are too feeble-minded to confront things so they think telling other people about them will make it all better. Well it does! ...temporarilly.

ok, I just walked away and watched a couple simpsons episodes. Now that i'm all cooled down, i believe i'll end.