Like the moors of Scotland...

Here are some murky areas of discussion:

• Pheromones. What's the deal with those? I'll bet the most "attractive" people out there are hiding something from the rest of us.

• Hypnotism. Same argument. Bush seems like the easily suggestible type...

• Cell phone usage in cars: Necessity or desire for human contact while alone in the car?

• The "How to Merge" lesson that was mysteriously omitted from Massachusetts Driver's ED curriculum.

• My contrived sarcasm

• The origins of E-mail forwards

• The popularity of Dane Cook

• Dunkin Donuts. My theory is that we're not addicted to the coffee, but the massive amount of added sugar.

• The balance between romantic chivalry and women equaling men in rights.

• Should I open your car-door or not!?

• The strange deliciousness of eggplant

• I'm hungry